Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I hate purim in flatbush!

Its that time of year again. The time when the “I don’t give a damn if I double parked my car blocking all traffic” people come and start distributing their mishloach manos. Not to mention those hundreds of collectors who stream all over Flatbush demanding you give over your life savings for their cause; hoping that your money is really going towards a decent cause, or any cause at all. I can be stuck on a typical side street and not move for 20 minutes, because the driver has to wait for their group. What chutzpa do I have to even request him to kindly circle around the block or find a place to pull over so I can get through? The 20’ comes into one huge parking lot noon time on purim. And the only day when it’s ok to act like an asshole, after all, people assume you’re probably drunk. Then the real you comes out. Awesome – can’t wait till Sunday!

3 comments:

Lakewood Venter said...

I tag you to post 2 of your favorite links! (see my second to latest post for details)

Jacob Da Jew said...

Ah, its the fly in the ointment.

My manager bought me a 4-part huge (size 9) velvet kipa that says:

Oiysforf (Retard in Yiddish)

Oiysforf written in yiddish

purim '07 in english and hebrew.

Maybe you'll see this retard !

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