Monday, June 25, 2007

No, I dont want your yeshiva's water - go away!

First off, I heard this morning that Dunkin Donuts isn’t kosher anymore, but my Rabbi is looking into it. Now, im not sure if it’s only the one on J but all over Flatbush, but this is a major drawback. What is one to do with out their chocolate frosted and crappy eggs and cheese croissants? Life will go on. The second point I would like to make is which brilliant Yeshiva came up with this brilliant finance campaign. Let’s do as the homeless do and harass people at red lights on Ocean Parkway right before the Prospect Expressway and demand them to buy water from you. Oh, and if you see someone with a yarmulke on, knock on their window until they acknowledge you. Oh, and if they don’t open the window a second later, why don’t you try and attempt to open the person’s frigin car door. That should work. Not for me. Me shaking your wet and icy hands and introducing yourself and your cause isn’t going to cut it.

8 comments:

Jacob Da Jew said...

WTF????

Are you serious? Usually I see some Arab dudes trying to sell roses to cars , but now frummies selling bottled water?

Too much to handle. If I see them dawgs, I'll give em a zetz and tell them to get a REAL job.

Anonymous said...

woh since when is that a new fad? yeshiva guys selling water? i dont even get it. why would someone stop to buy water while they're driving.

Anonymous said...

First off, I heard this morning that Dunkin Donuts isn’t kosher anymore, but my Rabbi is looking into it.

I took a hard look at the donuts and they are kosher now. lol.

Let’s do as the homeless do and harass people at red lights on Ocean Parkway right before the Prospect Expressway and demand them to buy water from you.

LOL! They still do that? I saw that a couple of years back.

Anonymous said...

Hey maybe the water is glatt kosher? lol or Mayim Israel? A bunch of Jewish people were looking at the water when it was bottled. lol.

Anonymous said...

its rebbe water, ask your lubob freinds about it

yingerman said...

Are they selling that kabbalh water stuff or just plain poland spring?

chaverah said...

rebbe water? perhaps thats the magic potion!

Notsofrummie said...

It was regular spring water but maybe it was blessed by some rabbi. Holy or unholy, I aint buyin their water. Theres other way of raising cash and getting superficial spirituality.